WATCH: Yoko Ono Wants You to Take Rainbow Pills

By: Brandon Voss

Remember Yoko Ono’s crazy, sexy, cool fashion collaboration with Opening Ceremony? Well, the polarizing pop icon is back with an Opening Ceremony promo video that offers, um, makeup tips for men.

We're dealing with John Lennon's widow here, of course, so don't expect a sane tutorial on applying light blush or edgy guyliner. Here's her poetic advice for achieving the perfect daytime look:

When you see a rainbow in the sky,
Breathe it in.
And make your room into a rainbow room.
Rainbow computer, rainbow phone.
Rainbow apple, banana and pear
Wear rainbow glasses, rainbow hat
Start thinking what else be rainbows.
Rainbow thoughts, rainbow heart.
Take Rainbow Pills – but with caution.

Wow, that's really gay — even for us. Needless to say, her tips for evening and dawn makeup are just as kooky.

Before you choke on a rainbow banana, check out the video below.