Gaysayer’s Best Tweets Ever

Gaysayer is The Advocate's comedy Twitter account. It's hosted by the newsmag's Jami Smith (pictured here), and it's a compilation of tweets from some of the funniest LGBT folks and their allies. You'll find everyone from lesbian writer Liz Feldman and gay cartoonist / designer Nick Stadler, to more well-known celebs like Joan Rivers being featured here; it's totally one of our favorite spots to check throughout the day.

For the end of 2011 they compiled some lists of their favorite tweets and this one focuses on conversations boys will like. We thought we'd share that list with you.

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Do gay men just look at each other's bulges and say, "Oh NOW I recognize you from online?"

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) November2, 2011

If you can't figure out if a guy is gay or straight, just listen closely to how he says the word "bitch."

— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) November 15, 2011

I don’t mean to drag but I look awesome in a miniskirt and heels.

— Steve Demitra (@ForeCzech) December 8, 2011

I've never been inside a Frat House. But a few of the houses have been inside of me.

— Kris Thorpe (@KrisThorpe) December7, 2011

Just read that gay hookup sites are using automatic spell check now. Because the last thing you want is a DUMB stranger sucking your dick.

— Bryan Safi (@bryansafi) October 10, 2011

Guys love dudes with knobby knees and a flat ass! -Me psyching myself up in the bathroom at a gay bar

— Total HipsterDickbag (@MurseBrianRN) December1, 2011

I hate it when a guy waits 6 hours to reply to a text and then I have to call his work and say he's been stealing money from the company

— Zackary what? (@Zackblows) December5, 2011

Until Gail from accounting does a line of coke I refuse to call this work gathering a pizza "party".

— Not a Real Hooker (@WordsOfaHooker) November 18, 2011

Madonna's performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December5, 2011

A group of women excuse themselves to the restroom to gossip. A group of gay men excuse themselves to do THE SAME THING, OFFICER!

— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) November 7, 2011

I just replaced an exclamation point with a period, so I guess I'm "straight-acting" now.

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) November9, 2011