Proof That SpongeBob SquarePants Might Not Be Gay After All

By: Brandon Voss
1.23.2013

Children's cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants has been labeled as gay or asexual, but the filthy folks at Wood Rocket prefer to imagine him as a horny, yellow-blooded heterosexual man.

In SpongeKnob SquareNuts, the latest XXX title from celebrated parody porn director Lee Roy Myers, our hero lives along in a vibrator under the sea and longs for a sponge baby. Enter edgy porn starlet Skin Diamond, who's quick to service SpongeKnob's very human-looking flesh-colored penis.

"If weird yellow sex is something you lust," this is the blue movie for you.

Watch the unsettling PG trailer below.

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