Ask Him to Give You a Naughty Pearl Necklace

By: Brandon Voss

When is a pearl necklace not really a pearl necklace? When it's a sexual act approved by Samantha Jones — and when it's this splooge-shaped necklace by artist Leah Piepgras

Yup, that's right. At first glance the pendant's strange shape might suggest the outline of some obscure island nation in the Pacific Rim, but here's the product description in case there was any doubt:

"Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure."

It was probably made with women in mind, but could this become a trend for gay men — a stylishly frank statement of one's sexuality or even a commitment to safe sex?

Would you basically wear a glob of golden cum on a chain in public?

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