This Man Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
And you thought Comic-Con was the biggest event this past weekend?
Kings County Bar, a dive bar in NYC's Bushwick 'hood, held the first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Contest and ultimately crowned single and straight Nick Gilronan — a 27-year-old Queens resident who works in Brooklyn as a UPS manager.
After responding to a Craigslist ad looking for less-endowed men, he wound up taking home $200 cash. Meanwhile, we all took home valuable lessons about self-esteem and positive body image.
"I'm very confident in my body, so no need to wear a mask," Nick told Gothamist. He also admits he's "a grower, not a shower," but he thinks small penises get a bad rep.
"That's the media's fault, I think," he continues. "For both men and women, they push out images of people who just aren't regular normal people. The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship... We're all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way. Most people do not look that way. Some people let that false sense of body image upset them and they shouldn't be upset at all. Even worse, some people use those false standards and judge other people. It's disconcerting."
If you think you can stomach it, see many more NSFW photos from the contest here.
Photo: Marc Yearsley