Maybe Someone Needs to Critique Your Peen Pics

By: Brandon Voss

There's a terrific new Tumblr in town, Critique My Dick Pic, and it's an invaluable resource if you're in the habit of exchanging online nudies.

Is your dick pic too clinical? Just a big boring log? Is the lighting all wrong?

"this is a tumblr with a simple premise: send me your dick pics, & iā€™ll critique them with love," reads the site's mission statement. "'with love' is an important addendum. i'm never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i'm not about that life. i will, however, be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i'm trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull."

Could a disappointing dick pic be cockblocking you? Get judged here.