Marc Jacobs' Boyfriend Quits Porn

When we first saw pics of scruffy designer Marc Jacobs playing on the beach with his new beau Harry Louis, we mentioned that you could see Louis in the "gentlemanly films" of Men At Play, Lucas Entertainment and Kristen Bjorn. But it's time to kiss Mr. Louis' girthy goodness goodbye because earlier this month, the meaty man-stud tweeted, "I'm no longer on the porn industry mate... Looking forward to new things in life..."

Louis leaving porn for Jacobs reminds us of King Edward VIII abdicating the British throne for American socialite Wallis Simpson. How Louis and Jacobs' scandalous union affect the gay kingdoms of London and New York? We commoners wonder in wait.

Esteemed writer Zachary Sire of the NSFW-porn blog The Sword mentioned that Louis' "new life" includes hitting the gym, taking photography classes, traveling around Europe, hanging with fashion stylist Rachel Zoe, and tweeting with Jacobs' ex-boyfriend Lorenzo Martone. Could Louis, Jacobs, and Martone all be "very close friends"? Be still, our throbbing, lusty hearts.

Sire added, "Harry Louis used to just be my sexual fantasy, but now he is also my personal hero for quitting his job and letting a millionaire take care of him. That is how it is done." Truth. 

Don't let this get you down. Either Jacobs and Louis will marry in a sort of Pretty Woman fairy tale ending that both the porn and fashion worlds will celebrate, or Louis — like so many other "retired" porn stars — will come crawling back to the camera for more bangs and bucks once their flame goes out.

But worry not. As long as both men continue to take more photos of themselves running around near nude on the beach, we all win. Oh, yes...