Ryan Reynolds In Tight Trunks Gets Everyone Wet

When we heard that Ryan Reynolds got shirtless at a children's party this weekend for some dunking booth action with his girlfriend Blake Lively, we thought "That sounds great! Especially if you get rid of the kids and girlfriend!"

So that's exactly what we did.

We cropped out all the distractions so we can concentrate on the slippery, muscular goodness that is Ryan Reynolds.

Oh yes... my... is it getting hotter in here? Fap, fap, fap.

And he played the Green Lantern, didn't he? Didn't we hear that the Green Lantern recently came out as gay?

Does that mean he'll be gay in the sequel? Be still, our dorky hearts.