A Very Sweet And Dirty Love Song To Joseph Gordon-Levitt
We've had a crush on Joseph Gordon-Levitt ever since seeing him play a gay hustler in Gregg Araki's Mysterious Skin. And he also played a judgmental Mormon missionary in gay film Latter Days, which makes him a gay art house veteran in our books.
But it's not just his looks, he's also a damned good actor. And we're not the only ones who think so.
A handsome young otter named Mat decided to record a ukelele song pledging his love to Levitt. And while it's cute and catchy, it also mentions face sitting, erections and what Mat and J.G.L. might do with some ice cream—fun!
Plus, Mat points out something we've never noticed—Levitt does look a little Chinese.
Huh, well we'll be darned.
Is it weird that we secretly hope that Mat and J.G.L. will become boyfriends on an upcoming episode of Ellen?
No. No it is not... just as long as they make a song about what happens afterwards.