POLL: What Do You Think Of Perez Hilton's New Body?

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Oh Perez Hilton! You once used to draw crude cartoon wieners spurting on the celebri-tauntes' faces.

But ever since Ellen DeGeneres got you to change your catty ways, you've made an It Gets Better video, published a children's book and apparently have been up at the gym just a-workin' on your fitness.

So here we are. September 13, 2012... and here you are now, many pounds lighter, grabbing your junk, buck nekkid on New York City stage, sporting an orange split top and an amazing six pack.

Oh damn girl, wait... is that an eight pack? Geez...

The gay British crooner Morrisey once sang, "We hate it when our friends become successful." And while we wouldn't call us friends, Perez, you've been in the spotlight for so long that we feel we're at least familiar acquaintances, if not third-cousins twice removed.

So how should we feel about your newfound chiseled body? Proud? Angry? Inspired?

It feels strange seeing a previously out-of-shape person attain the body of a Greek demigod. But perhaps we can all share our feelings in the poll below, voice our emotions in the comments and then remember this time fondly... spending time with your perfect abs onstage while we kept our obscure bodies here in front of our computers.

Yes. How nice.

Images via The Sword.