Kirstie Alley: John Travolta Is (Still) Not Gay

By: Daniel Villarreal

Actress Kirstie Alley wants you, Barbra Walters and everyone else to know that John Travolta is definitely (still) not gay, no matter what Carrie Fisher, private massuers or spa sluts say.

In a recent interview with Walters, Kirstie said that she fell in love with Travolta on the set of the 1989 film Look Who's Talking and that the two had mutual sexual feelings.

O rly? Were they emotional feelings or touchy feelings? The two of them get busy in the movie, but did they get busy in real life? Alas, she didn't say.

In the interview, Kirstie also called Travolta "the love of my life" and said it took all her will power not to “run off and marry” him. Here's the money quote where Kirstie explains why everyone keeps calling J.T. a closet 'mo:

“I know John. With all my heart and soul, he’s not gay. I think it’s some weird way, in Hollywood, if someone gets big enough and famous enough, and they’re not out doing drugs and they’re not womanizing, what do you say about them?”

Huh. Could be.

Did we mention that Kirstie and Travolta are both Scientologists? That church ain't too gay friendly. So even if Travolta was gay, it would only be a trick by Lord Xenu and his intergalactic space demons to steal Travolta's thetans (his space-soul, that is). And L. Ron Hubbard would never stand for that!