Week in Beef: Mario Lopez, Ryan Lochte, Marc Jacobs, and More

Please join us in shamelessly ogling five sexy celebrities whose shirtless candy caught our roving eye last week.

David Beckham
There's only one stud wearing underwear who could steal the spotlight from exhibitionist-model Matthew Terry of Calvin Klein Super Bowl commercial insta-fame, and that's Becks. Watch his new exhaustingly sexy H&M Bodywear short film here.

Austin Armacost
The A-List: New York d-bag added a few seconds to his 15 minutes with an underwear photo shoot in DNA.

Marc Jacobs
Forget that sexy gardener, because the newest shirtless Diet Coke hottie is... 49-year-old fashion designer Marc Jacobs?

Mario Lopez
Remember when that tree-trimming undies shot of Mario Lopez got "accidentally" tweeted? He found a new way to plug his Rated M underwear line by "accidentally" losing a Super Bowl bet and streaking on Extra.

Ryan Lochte
As part of ESPN magazine's music issue, the Olympic swimmer recreated Nirvana's iconic Nevermind album cover — sans baby peen.

Reheat last week's "Week in Beef" here.