Ryan Gosling vs. Bradley Cooper: Who Did It Better and Hotter?

By: Brandon Voss

Does it get any sexier?

Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper are starring together for the first time in The Place Beyond the Pines, a new crime drama in theaters Mar. 29. Here's all you need to know: Gosling plays a motorcycle racer, Cooper plays a cop, and we are so there this weekend.

What better way to celebrate this tasty combination of Hollywood's white chocolate and peanut butter than with a totally superficial face-off?

Don't just be Team Ryan or Team Bradley. Which hunk has the hotter body? Who looks snazzier in a tux? Who has dreamier blue eyes? Whose yearbook photo is cuter? Who looks better when wetter?

You make the call on the following pages!