Could You Look Past Ashton Kutcher's Laughably Small Penis?

By: Brandon Voss

Hell hath no fury like a cougar scorned!

Star is spilling the T on Ashton Kutcher's d, alleging that Demi Moore has been showing private photos of her ex's junk to her friends so that they can all laugh and kiki over how tiny it is.

The tabloid reports in its June 24, 2013 print edition:

Friends claim Demi, 50, is getting her revenge on Ashton, 35, by showing off his, um, shortcomings. According to an insider, Demi has some revealing images of Ashton on her phone that appear to show he’s lacking in a certain department. Demi had previously confided, the friend adds, that Ashton was sexy but not the most well-equipped lover she’s ever had – and the photos seem to back up the claim. “Demi is still hurting that Ashton cheated and then rebounded so soon after their split,” a friend says. “It could just be the angle, but these photos don’t leave a big impression.” Demi isn’t the first ex to discuss Ashton’s manhood. In 2003, the late Brittany Murphy went on a talk show and hinted that Ashton wasn’t well-hung and then apologized for the comment.

With Ashton's body and bank account, we could probably live with a modest endowment. How about you?