New Batman Ben Affleck Is a Well Hung Hero

By: Patrick Yacco

Holy codpieces Batman!

At the Producers Guild of America Awards this past Sunday, Two and a Half Men's Chuck Lorre announced to the world that the new Dark Knight, Ben Affleck, is well-endowed, reports E! Online.

While on stage accepting an award for his achievements behind the scenes, Lorre said that he had ran into Affleck in the men's room and couldn't help but take a look at his batarang when standing next to Affleck at the urinal.

"Yes I peeked," Joked Lorre. "And yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman."

Affleck later came on stage to present an award, but first commented that he wasn't in the room when Lorre gave his speech.

"I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and someone said, 'You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big dick,'" Affleck told the audience. He added,"I'm often confused with Matt Damon, but rarely with Michael Fassbender."

Unfortunately, audiences will have to wait an entire year longer to see Affleck suit up as the Caped Crusader. Originally planned for Summer 2015, Warner Brother announced on Friday that they've delayed the Batman/Superman flick to May 6, 2016.