Can Porn Stars Make You Bend Over (With Laughter)?

By: Mike Alvear
6.12.2014

No one in the sex trade could survive if they didn’t have a sense of humor, but then again, it isn’t your bubbly personality that gets you in that line of work. To find out if gay porn stars could make us bend over (with laughter) we looked at the latest tweets from the most popular gay porn stars.

To no one’s surprise, we found that most porn star tweets are essentially 140 character infomercials on their latest project or appearance. However. There are a few standout porn stars that know how to put the bang on a tweet. Check out my 28 Funniest Tweets From The Most Popular Porn Stars On Twitter, and you’ll notice some patterns in the humor:

The Inadvertently Funny. We’re not sure that some of the funniest tweets were actually intended to be funny. The classic example is Brent Corrigan’s tweet that has a picture of him riding a horse shirtless (Brent was shirtless, not the horse). The caption was hysterical but we don’t think he meant it to be: "This is how happy riding horses makes me. Can you feel it?" Brent, we've seen you ride horses onscreen and you looked pretty happy then, too.

The Suggestive Tweet. One almost hesitates to look at the pic Dean Monroe attached to his tweet, “I told you I’d be slurping” but open it and you’ll find a clever (and clean) surprise: A glass of wine.

The Not So Suggestive Tweet. Brent Everett often comes up with funny and quite direct tweets. Like his “I will hurt u so good u won’t go away” submission. Our favorite: His “TAP, TAP, TAP” tweet. You have to open the attached pic to get it. The pic is clean—sort of.

The Personality-Driven Tweet. Rafael Alencar and Matt Rush are the total standouts in delivering tweets that reflect their unique personalities. Alencar can be downright hilarious about his line of work (See the caption to the pic of him grinding the sidewalk on Hollywood’s Walk Of Fame. It just doesn’t get any funnier than that). We’d print it but it’s too suggestive. Matt Rush’s sense of humor really shines in his observational tweets. Maybe because we share the same objections to the trend in paper towel manufacturing, we got a chuckle out of this tweet: “Dear Select A Size Paper Towel Companies: Pick a side and commit.” We also chuckled at the tweet about his pet: “Dog kisses were cute until my dog stuck her tongue in my mouth. Now I have to change my relationship on Facebook to “it’s complicated.” Woof.

With the exception of Alencar and Rush there's no danger of the porn industry losing performers to the stand-up comedy stage but that's okay. Nobody goes to stand-up to see someone get screwed and nobody watches porn to get a laugh.

The author's latest book is How To Bottom Like A Porn Star.

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