The Hottie Who Stole Miley Cyrus's Maserati Just Stole Our Hearts (Sigh)

By: Les Fabian Brathwaite

Miley Cyrus's Maserati was stolen and I'm super sorry about it because I know when my Maserati gets stolen, it's like a serious crimp in my day -- but can we talk about the cutie criminal behind the heist?

Meet Tylor Morgan Scott and cue the Cops theme song.

This handsome 19-year-old delinquent was arrested, along with 21-year-old Naomi Charles, for breaking into Miley's home two weeks ago and nabbing some jewelry, as well as Cyrus's brand new $100,000 (or $135,000, depending on who you ask) 2014 Maserati. Charles and Scott abandoned the car shortly after they stole it like a bunch of goddamn amateurs instead of paying homage to tradition:

Meanwhile, a few days later, Charles and Scott were just walking down the street in North Hollywood, minding their own beez, when cops picked them up after they were recognized by some surveillance footage. Charles, an L.A. resident, and Scott, an Arizona resident, were arrested for residential burglary and held under a $50,000 bail. 

This isn't Scott's first brush with the law, since this stunning mugshot was taken last year when he was charged with a handful of crimes including second-degree burglary and drug possession.

Well, hopefully little Tylor (he's literally 5'5") won't get too harsh a sentence. Because with that adorable face he'll need to fight off the other prisoners who would just die to get at those cheeks.

h/t: Kenneth in the 212