Hefner's Gay Sex Story Allows 30 Year-Old Joke to Resurface

The gossip item getting the most buzz today seems to be the so-called "shocking" news that Hugh Hefner's had gay sex. In the upcoming book, "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream," author Steven Watts claims that Hef definitely had a gay sexual experience. 

The Huffington Post quotes the following excerpts from the book:  "Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience."  One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he 'thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex].' "

Ok, this news isn't even remotely shocking or exciting to me, but I'm super excited to report it because it gives me the opportunity to finally re-tell one of the most obscure gay jokes I've ever heard in my life.

As I recall, it was told to me at a keg party in New Jersey in what was probably 1980. I was with my older sister but we had lost each other, and suddenly, this boy started talking to me and told me the joke. He was probably 19 and had extremely red/blooshot eyes.   I was about 13 and...looking for my sister. Here's the joke, but if you're under 35 this will make no sense.  In fact, it may not make sense to anyone...

The Hugh Hefner/Mick Jagger Gay Joke

Mick Jagger was having a gay affair with Hugh Hefner. But one night after a concert, Mick called Hugh to talk, but Hugh sounded wierd, and wanted to get off the phone fast.  Jagger knew something was up.  He was pissed, and he took a Lear Jet that very night to the Playboy mansion.  After he got there, he had a hard time with security, but he barrelled past them and headed straight up to Hugh's room.  So he pounded on the door over and over, and he finally kicked the door open.  Then Mick saw Hugh on the bed, fucking Dennis Weaver.  Mick screamed, "Hey! Hugh!  Get off of McCloud!"

That's the joke, and you have to admit -- it's definitely original, but how high was the guy who invented it?  How high was the guy who told it to me?  Why did my sister take me to that party?

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Originally posted by Jenny Stewart