“Hawaii Five-O” Full of Hot Poi

Because Hollywood has the hackiest, least creative and original minds in the world, the geniuses who revamped Star Trek have decided to launch an updated version of ’70s series Hawaii Five-O.

Will it be cheesy and just another Law and CSI Order Investigation formulaic procedural with about as much as appeal as Michael Bay’s abysmal Miami Vice remake? My Magic 8 Ball key chain indicates all signs point to yes.

What will be worth keeping an eye out for, however, are the sure-to-come promotional shots of this very hot male cast…

I won’t lie to you. The eye candy factor is high. This ain’t no David Caruso bullshit. Confirmed actors sexy bitches include:

Lost’s Daniel Dae Kim

Just announced: Entourage and Ocean’s Eleven-Thirteen hottie Scott Caan. His dad is like a famous mobster or something. 

Whatever. He’ll always be Tweeder to me from Varsity Blues. Mmm…

And starring as Steve McGarrett is Alex O’Loughlin of failed Three Rivers fame.

If this is the Desperate Housewives of cop procedurals and they just find silly situations to get the cast nearly naked in every episode, I am SO in.

Top image courtesy of MenMachine.