Was Gerard Butler in a Demi Moore–Madonna Sandwich?

Demi Moore. Madonna. Demi Moore AND Madonna. My ’80s obsession Spidey sense is tingling! Let me throw on my fingerless black lace gloves before I finish typing this ...

OK. I may be gay, but that’s one Botox-preserved pair of sexy bitches I’d like to get between.

Did Gerard Butler beat me to it?

Celebrity mag Hollywood Life says a source spilled the Material Girl was seen, “putting on the full-court press, totally charming [300’s sexy Spartan, Butler].”

The unnamed spy also shares that the “Vogue” originator “even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi [Moore] joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

While Demi and Madge grinding does make me giggle, Butler is supposedly charming the pants off every single Single Lady in Hollywood. Somehow I don’t see the great Scot and queen of pop blossoming into a fully fleshed-out couple. I call “lame story” on this little nugget!