Chelsea Handler Totally Stole Our TV Boyfriend Dave Salmoni

The Animal Planet’s hottest hunk, Dave Salmoni, is off the market.

The big cat lover made no secret of the fact that he’s dating late night E! host Chelsea Handler when he was recently on her show with a bunch of scary predators.

Solmoni borrowed Britney’s albino python from the “Slave 4 u” video to confront Chelsea about the rumors.  If only she took his order to “drop your pants” to heart.

At least if we can’t have him, he’s with someone cool and down for equality.