Johnny Knoxville and Jackass 3D Stars Go For The Gay

By: Brodie

Offended when Vanity Fair suggested the Jackass movies and crew were merely a “smidge gay,” Johnny Knoxville and the boys take their new gross-out stunt comedy Jackass 3D to gay bear bar for a preview screening.

Hitting the nail on the head with the oh-so homoerotic hammer, Knoxville didn’t shy away from the pointed question asked of the ass-obsessed Jackass guys when profiled by Vanity Fair :

113036__knoxville_l Vanity Fair: So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass...   Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to f**k each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on d*cks!

Check out the “very hungry bears” of The Eagle enjoying Jackass 3D (in theaters Friday!) because it reminds them of “a normal Friday night at the bar.” (Note: we need to party at The Eagle!)