Lady Gaga: Will You Marry Me?
New York’s decision to make same-sex marriage legal left many of us wondering who, exactly, do we have to fuck around here in exchange for Lady Gaga’s help officiating over our gay weddings.
Look closely pious disciples: Many workouts ago, the truth had risen with the whole Born This Way album written on its face, and stood gazing up at us with seraphic beads of sweat ceded on what’s probably the only couture Thierry Mugler yoga mat in New York City.
For the Mother Monster had risen too, one fine morning, to take questions from Los Angeles disc jockey, JoJo Wright, about turning ordained minister tricks on a few of her closest friends.
“I'm actually going to. My yoga instructor Tricia [Donegan] is a lesbian and she lives with her partner for years now, and they have a beautiful daughter. And [they] asked me to marry them,” said Gaga. “So, yes, I'm going to.”
There you have it folks: Fuck the yoga teacher.
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