Chris Meloni Coming to 'True Blood' Season 5?

By: Brody Scott

The ex SVU and Oz actor is said to be joining True Blood for a major season five story arch.

Just when we thought the men of Bon Temps couldn’t get any sexier, TV Line spilled exclusively that muscled, bald, bad-ass Meloni, who played one of the Greatest Gay TV Characters Ever in the prison series Oz, is close to inking a guest-starring stint.

HBO declined to comment to TV Line’s Michael Ausellio, but insiders promise Meloni’s character would play a “major role” in the new season of the hit supernatural series.

We can only hope that if Chris is cast, he will be a former -or future- hookup for the pansexual Nordic vamp Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard).

Doesn’t waiting suck, Trubies?