Watch: Big Dipper Raps About Enormous Gay Things (NSFW)

When describing Chicago-based rapper, Big Dipper—named the “Gay, Hairy, Male Nicki Minaj” by New York Magazine—three things remain constant: He’s furry, he’s plump, and he raps about gay sex with his pants around his ankles, which is to say that I would totally take him home to meet my mother (answer your phone, btw). Even better, he’s NSFW in his most recent music video, Drip Drop.

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