Let Super Mario's Sexy Pics Take You To The Warp Zone of Love

Mario may have defeated Donkey Kong, saved the Mushroom Kingdom and won the go-kart grand prix, but he will not rest until he has won your heart as well.

That's why he and a few friends sat down for a sexy photo shoot in his boudoir and tennis court. 

He's a bit of a cub and way into pumbler chic—overalls, so functional yet fashionable—plus he's adventurous, has great taste in mushrooms and can totally help if your place becomes overrun by an evil turtle monarchy.

A warning though: he's a bit handsy, which doesn't always fly well with the fellas. If you're not sure what we mean, check out the pic of his pal in the fetal position.

Ha, what a n00b!

But we'd kinda like to see Mario in the racoon ears and tail. That would send our hearts right to World 8.

Via Kotaku (twice!)