WATCH: Andrew Christian Freeballs the World Cup
The World Cup is in full swing. And speaking of things swinging, Andrew Christian opts to go sans jock in this latest ad, purportedly for its C-Ring brief.
Because who needs underwear that actually covers your privates?
Not these kids. The vid features some guys who have clearly never played a game of soccer in their life, including a champion pole dancer, a gay porn star, AC's usual stable of hairless underwear models and a whole lot of fake penii.
Seriously, who are we kidding here?:
I haven't seen this much fake junk since a repeat of Antiques Roadshow.
While — for the sake of truth in advertising — I hope that this C-Ring brief also comes with a strap-on, there's still enough man candy to go around:
At the end of the gay, it's really just an excuse to watch some hot dudes running around with their bulges bouncing around more than the soccer ball they're playing with — and really, isn't that what sports is all about?
Still, a cup is a good idea sometimes.