WATCH - Food Porn: Gentleman and the Tramp

By: Joe Thompson
4.2.2012

Okay, so this could be the most ridiculous way to sell clothes, and a cooking show, that we have ever seen.

That said, it is also one of the hottest (if unsanitary) food shows, but why quibble?

Designer Andrew Christian has been producing a number of sexy music videos using strippers, models and porn stars in his underwear. They've done everything from wash cars to wash their dirty laundry, and while the scenarios seem absolutely insane they're watched over and over again. Hell, when we put these up on Gay.net the traffic spikes up like an erect... well... you get the idea.

The latest video features Joey Giorgianni, an incredibly handsome cat who's going to teach models (and real-life couple) Nicco Sky (who does porn) and Kyle Clark (who looks like he does porn) how to make a romantic dinner. As seasonings are added, clothes are subtracted, and before you know it the noodles and meatballs are ready.

Literally. They're making linguini and meatballs. I think. Didn't really pay attention to the plot. But you do get pop ups telling you what clothes the guys are/were wearing. You know, in case you want to buy something from the Andrew Christian Shop.

We've got the family-friendly version below, but you can watch the uncensored version on AndrewChristian.com.

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