How to Get Fake Muscles and Hide Manboobs in Minutes

By: Brandon Voss
10.22.2013

Who says padded blouses are just for flat-chested girls? 

Because Spanx for Men can only do so much, the Funkybod T-shirt gives the illusion of a firm, muscular physique thanks to some sort of built-in foam plates, Gizmodo reports. You lazy bitches may never work out again!

"Our muscle enhancing top is a high quality garment to accentuate the pectorals, shoulders, biceps, and triceps," the product's website reads. "This gives the effect of an improved posture with a natural looking balance all-round. Worn as a normal undershirt garment, the Funkybod top is a great confidence booster for men in the same way a padded bra works for women."

Of course, the gig's up once you're in naked in bed with someone, but that's what dim lighting and alcohol are for.

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