WATCH: Hot, Sexy & Crazy 1980's Waist Workout Video

Let's make one thing perfectly clear: We were NOT on YouTube looking for videos of sexy men in short shorts. No. We were feeling the hot and steamy Los Angeles weather, smelling the sweet scent of night-blooming jasmine in the air, and recognizing that both of those things mean that the shirtless drinking season (a.k.a. California's summer months) are still weighing heavy upon us.  So with that in mind we went online to find a workout video that might help us tackle that constant battle against the love handle.

What we found, was a video we love.

We're not sure about the context to this 1980's exercise special, but it's one of the best, most insanely wonderful things we've seen and heard in ages. From the female narrator's sultry, seductive voice sensually instructing the action, to fit men with middle-parted, penis-shaped haircuts, and gratuitous shots of bulging crotches and tight bums in skimpy shorts—it's a practically perfect piece of fitness history.

Does the "Waist Workout" actually work? There's only one way to find out. So strip off your shirt, let that chest hair fly free, don some shorts and break a sweat (or just watch the fun and enjoy). As our lady host purrs, "This is one way to turn some heads!"