Wal-Mart Shopper Arrested for Whipping Out His Willie
Lots of people enjoy finding a good bargain, but this takes low price loving to a whole new level.
According to a Ouachita Parish police report, Travis Keen from Monroe, Louisiana was arrested on obscenity charges outside a local Wal-Mart for exposing his erect penis in the retail giant’s parking lot. When police questioned him the man explained that he “gets aroused” when he’s around the self-proclaimed Low Price Leader.
A witness stated that she saw Keen expose himself while he was rolling through the parking lot in his white Ford Taurus.
Apparently the 28-year-old thought sharing his love of Wal-Mart with other shoppers meant pulling up next to them and whipping out his Willie.
The police officer’s report states:
“I asked Keen what he was doing in the parking lot Keen stated he was trying to see if he fixed his power steering in his car. I advised Keen about what I was told by the witness. Keen then stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”
With no prior criminal history, Police charged Keen with obscenity and held him on $5,000 bail at the Ouachita Parish jail.