The Gayest Thing You'll Ever Put In Your Mouth...

You might consider a unicorn's penis the gayest possible thing you could ever put in your mouth—but you'd be wrong.

The gayest thing you can put in your mouth, at least this weekend is the Pride or Rainbow Roll being offered as a weekend special at Minneapolis' Chino Latino's fusion restaurant.

The Pride roll consists of six pieces of spicy scallops, cucumber and tobiko (flying fish roe) sushi individually rolled-up in a delicious spectrum of red tuna, orange salmon, yellow mango, green avocado, blue kama boko (pureed Japanese white fish) and purple onion.

Christina, a Chino Latino manager, has heard the "gayest thing you can put in your mouth" joke and said that the $20 roll has been selling better than their other Pride weekend special, a novelty blueberry vodka cosmo with a Pop Rocks rim called the "Oral Fixation." 

The management and chefs included the two specials on their menu after watching their waitstaff celebrate Pride the last few years by wearing colorful rainbows, glitter and stickers instead of their typically all-black serving attire.

Unintentionally continuing with their whole gay-sex theme, the restaurant's number is 612-824-PUPU and they also have a "queer" webcomic called Lord of the Hotzones on their site.

Below is just one instance of its colorful, scantily-clad whimsy.