Chick-fil-A Will Give You A Sandwich If You Stop Being Gay
Are you a hungry homo looking for some fowl play? Then print out the coupon below and exchange your gayness for some grub at your local Chick-fil-A.
Actually, the coupon is just a gag from a satirical Tumblr for the fake Chick-fil-A Foundation. The Foundation has also authored some hilarious tweets like:
- Join Harvey, John, Robert, and @GovMikeHuckabee on Wed for @ChickfilA appreciation day! Everyone (straight) is welcome! #straightrights
- @chickfila Sandwich(440cal) Waffle Fries(520cal) Coke(250cal) MilkShake(730cal)=full day worth of calories for under $10! What a deal!
- Hope everyone survived the last 24 hours without Chick-fil-A. Don't be tempted by other fast food. That's a sin. Like being gay.
But if you are going to the Chick-fil-A Kiss In Protest this Friday, it might be worth it to try cashing in the above coupon. Who knows? You could get a free chicken sandwich and still be as gay as you want.