From Matt's mouth to God's ear

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A few days ago, we blogged that Matt Damon likened Sarah Palin's nomination to the GOP ticket to "a really bad Disney movie." Someone at collegehumor.com has now made the trailer to that movie. Check out "Head of Skate."

But hey, I skated for 10 years, and I never went out without being quintuple-prepared for anything. My coach had us do drills an hour a day, five days a week. I broke bones, and I skated with broken bones. Watching hockey from the boards is like watching Russia from your house. Sarah, you're no skater.

In fact, there are gays out there who'd probably make a better Sarah than Sarah herself. Take our challenge, and show us your Sarah Palin!      

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A few days ago, we blogged that Matt Damon likened Sarah Palin's nomination to the GOP ticket to "a really bad Disney movie." Someone at collegehumor.com has now made the trailer to that movie. Check out "Head of Skate."

But hey, I skated for 10 years, and I never went out without being quintuple-prepared for anything. My coach had us do drills an hour a day, five days a week. I broke bones, and I skated with broken bones. Watching hockey from the boards is like watching Russia from your house. Sarah, you're no skater.

In fact, there are gays out there who'd probably make a better Sarah than Sarah herself. Take our challenge, and show us your Sarah Palin!