Caption the Debate! And Will the Real Joe the Plumber Please Stand Up?

Ok -- so as McCain and Obama hash it out right now on the live debate over which of them cares more about "Joe the Plumber," my mind wondered off because I was so bored.

Then I discovered the photos below on Getty -- taken just a few moments ago -- and found them so ripe for captioning I wanted to share.   What do these photos say?   Offer your caption suggestions in the comments section below. 

Remember -- only participate in this little game during the dull parts of the debate...

First up -- Headbanger Michelle Obama. 

Last but not least...it's Joe the Plumber!  What's going through his mind after being the star of tonight's Presidential debate?  Caption it now.