Palin Gets Porno'd
Reason #689 to be grateful you're gay: straight porn.
I know it's "for laughs" and all (the same way straight guys "read" Playboy) but this sneak peek at the Hustler's "Who's Nailin' Paylin" porno somehow manages to be completely unfunny and unsexy all at once. Sure the girl has a passing resemblance to Sarah Palin (actually, she looks more like Gina Gershon playing Sarah Palin) - but wtf is up with her southern accent? I find myself almost wishing Tina Fey did porn.
And excuse me, but who watches porn for laughs?? Are the women in straight guys' lives so tightly wound and unfunny that guys have to watch porn to see a funny woman? Granted, I haven't seen the whole thing, but I think I've seen enough. Perhaps when the real Sarah heads back to Alaska, she can donate her fancy clothes to the porn industry; the wardrobe, which really shouldn't even be a consideration in a porn, is insanely distracting. That said, if this whole poltical thingamijig doesn't work out for Palin, I'm guessing the door is always open at Hustler.
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