Shia LaBeouf Is In Tights, So Where's His Bulge?

By: Zach Sire
3.22.2010

Angelenos were trapped like rats yesterday all because a few health nuts wanted to run around in circles on the famous Hollywood Blvd, home to Dead Celebrities and Soon-To-Be-Dead Prostitutes. How many streets did the city shut down in order to accommodate the L.A. Marathon?

All of them.

Hollywood Actor Shia LaBeouf, from the Gobots movie, was among the runners, and here he is in leggings that leave nothing to the imagination. And by nothing I mean there is nothing there. Why couldn't he have worn sweat pants or baggy shorts and kept us (me) guessing about his manhood?

The dream has died.

(Photos via Just Jared)

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