Want: Robert Pattinson’s Sparkling, Cold Stake

Vampire craze got you fantasizing about experiencing the cold hard flesh of the sexy bloodsuckers of True Blood and Twilight?

Now you can complete the fantasy with your very own undead-inspired sex toy. Tantus Niagra's Vibrator in Twilight (NSFW) offers owners a sparkly vibe in a "deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon's soft glow" for pop culture fans feeling frisky with their love of all things vamp.

Aside from it’s pale, sparkling appearance, the added allure of “The Vamp” is that it retains hot and cold temperature. Just toss it in the fridge for the allegedly “authentic experience”.

Manufacturers brag their product “The Vamp is made from Tantus' own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.”

It’s a deal at only $39.99, but one former employee admits, “We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”