Judge Calls Pedophile “Gayer Than a Sweet Smelling Jock Strap”

By: Gay.com
5.10.2011

Here's a story that makes you go hmmmm.

The Advocate reports that Judge Philip Kirk of Wisconsin (pictured) sentenced Delton D. Gorges, a 71-year-old former bus driver, to seven years in prison after he was convicted on charges of sexually assaulting underage boys. Gorges pleaded no contest, but did claim he was heterosexual.

To this the judge told Gorges: “I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jock strap.” He continued with, “I think that if anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.”

So here are our questions:
1. Why is a judge still using the "You're a pedophile so you must be gay" theory when there are plenty of studies that show otherwise?
2. How does a judge know that a jockstrap is sweet smelling?
3. Why has no one found photos of the judge in a prom dress?

Conclusion: Wisconsin may have a gay judge who wears lady's skivvies under his robes! Let's hope someone investigates soon.

Gaysjockstrapjudgex390Here's a story that makes you go hmmmm.

The Advocate reports that Judge Philip Kirk of Wisconsin (pictured) sentenced Delton D. Gorges, a 71-year-old former bus driver, to seven years in prison after he was convicted on charges of sexually assaulting underage boys. Gorges pleaded no contest, but did claim he was heterosexual.

To this the judge told Gorges: “I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jock strap.” He continued with, “I think that if anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.”

So here are our questions:
1. Why is a judge still using the "You're a pedophile so you must be gay" theory when there are plenty of studies that show otherwise?
2. How does a judge know that a jockstrap is sweet smelling?
3. Why has no one found photos of the judge in a prom dress?

Conclusion: Wisconsin may have a gay judge who wears lady's skivvies under his robes! Let's hope someone investigates soon.

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