Hot Commodity: JordanRawks
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
After watching all 3 X-men movies, how could I possibly decide which super power I would pick?! I think that given the chance I would pick the ability to move objects with my mind. I would be a bigger, gayer version of Matilda
If you were one of the seven dwarves, which one would you be and why? Which would your friends say you were?
Since 4th grade I have had this shirt w/ Dopey on it. For whatever reason he seems to stick out the most in my mind. Cute and a little dumb! I am sure my friends would agree.
What is best about being gay in America?
Women want to date us and it makes straight boys jealous! It is amazing how many times I have had to say "I promise I do not like vaginas!"
What's the worst thing about being gay in America?
I think that most people would group the Gays in the same category. I don't like people who assume because I am gay I know all of Cher's greatest hits, dress in drag, or can design an outfit with my eyes closed.
Name one thing you simply couldn't live without.
Tivo! I can not live w/out Tivo. Sad, very sad, but very true. How else could I catch Iron Chef every sunday, or Designing Women every night at 3am, or The View every morning at 11?
If you could travel in time, would you go forward or back and why?
Hm, tough question. I think I have always wanted to go backwards. I know its not that exciting but I have always wanted to go back in time to my hometown and see what it was like the year I was born. I like seeing how much things like that have changed. I want to know what my home looked like when it was first built and was still a farm and not surrounded by other houses on a busy street.
If you could choose different parents, would you?
It may have taken 20 years but I finally learned to appreciate my parents. I have spent the last 4 years realizing how cool they actually are and how much they are loved by so many people. Not to mention the older they get the crazier they get, and its always a good time to sit and have a drink and watch my family do its thing. Oh the stories I could tell you.
Which would you rather be and why -- unbelievably attractive and poor, or hideously ugly and rich?
Attractive and poor. I've always had enough money to live, but I certainly have never been rich. But i like my face the way it is and would like to keep it that way!
If you could go back in time and "choose" to be straight, would you and why?
What gay has not asked themselves this question? For years and years I wished I was straight. It was the easy way out I think. But after growing into my sexuality and becoming comfortable with the idea of being gay I realized I wouldn't change it for anything. Plus all the cute straight boys from high school got fat and ugly after graduation!
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