Hot Commodity: Robby_V

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Robby_V
as he answers our Dating questions.

What's the cheesiest pick-up line you've used ... that's worked?
"Hey, I have that same shirt hanging in my closet. I'll show you if you don't believe me." Believe it or not, I had no intention of having this lead to a pick-up line when I said it; one of those tongue-in-cheek moments, you know? But he and I couldn't help but flare the flirting and BAM! He was wearing my shirt the next day!

What's the worst line you've gotten?
There's actually two that stick out in my mind: "Can I buy you a drink?" Honestly! We all know where that's headed -- If I buy you this $5.00 drink, you're stuck with me all night. I'll be trying to smell your hair, hump your ass and lick your toes. -- I'd rather buy HIM the drink to keep the hell away from me! The other I found amusing, but sincerely the worst that I've gotten: "Hey gorgeous, wanna see somethin swell?" I might've fallen for it had he not been wearing a Candyland T-shirt and 'Ride me' on his cap.

What's the best thing about dating?
Finding someone else to date! HA! Really now, the best thing about dating is the short-lived romance where you can't get enough of each other. Oh, and the rumpus, earth-shattering sex is a plus :-)

When does sex usually come into the picture when you meet someone?
After the fifth shot of Tequila. After that, pants are around the ankles, shirt's been thrown to the ceiling fan and the party's just beginning. That's all before we even leave the bar! Good night! If I meet him through a friend, I then wait to know what I'm getting myself into. Is he married? Does he have any kids? Is that a cold sore on his lip? How would he react if I just randomly farted? Can he supply his own lube? These are things we should all find out first if possible. Heaven forbid that really IS a cold sore on his lip!

What was your best date ever?
Ingredients:
1 Jeep
2 young men fresh out of high school
1 Backpack full of camping gear
1 CD, mixed well
Drive jeep all across the hill country, adding a few spectacular views throughout. Stop at a secluded camp ground and unpack backpack. Spend entire day swimming, hiking, jumping off rocks and exploring terrain. After well-baked, return 2 young men to camp ground and leave for passionate romance. Wait 3 hours until nightfall and embrace each other while staring at the heavens above to dream of what could be. Return to reality following morning and continue hill country expedition.
Ahhh...memories. His name is Trey. Which leads me to...

Have you ever gotten your heart broken?
His was the only heart I ever allowed to touch mine, and it was ripped away faster than anyone could've imagined. Sad to say, but his father discovered our intense secret romance and berated him until he was rendered empty. Poor guy was forced to join the military and "deal" with his problems like a man. The military did nothing more than offer him a better selection. He found someone else and moved on with his life. I, on the other hand, have found many someone elses in hopes of finding one just like him. Is that what a broken heart does to most guys?

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