3 things you may not know about…

Honey, you don’t know dick.

Some surprising (or not so surprising if you’re an absolute expert on erections) and interesting facts to note about the one-eyed snake:

Need a reason to quit smoking cancer sticks? On top of being unattractive, unhealthful, and ravaging your breath, smoking cigarettes can shrink your shank by as much as a centimeter.

More after the jump...

Want to know the best way to predict the penis size
of a potential partner? Despite what you may have heard, it’s not the
size of his feet or hands; it’s the index (or “pointer” [get it?])
finger that’s the best indicator of what lies beneath. Not an exact proportion, of course, but take note of long digits…

And finally, for all the size queens: Bigger is not universally better. Case in point: The world’s largest documented dick (13.5 inches) belongs to an unemployed schlub.