Frank’n’Beans Friday: Athletic Supporters

By: Frank Lopez
3.26.2010

Pro-athletes? Love ‘em, and it ain’t because I’m a sports fan. I’m a hot man fan, plain and simple. Their bodies are incredible. They’re modern-day Adonis’s with heightened abilities and fantastic forms. They give us something to aim for and, moreover, something to admire.

So to kick off my inaugural Frank’n’Beans Friday— a column dedicated to straight-up, gratuitous glorification of the beloved boy body parts— I’m sending out a little salute to the athlete’s bulge.

Whether they’re warming up or sweating it out in the heat of competition, we know what you’re REALLY looking at, bro…

Jaun

 Jaun Martin del Potro, tennis


Beckham-malibu

David Beckham, Soccer

Jtaylor
Jason Taylor, football

Frederik
Fredrik Ljungberg, soccer

Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer

James
James Blake, tennis

Fred
Fred Bousquet, swimmer

Phelps
Michael Phelps, swimmer

Images: MBM.com,Getty, popCrunch

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