Frank’n’Beans Friday: Athletic Supporters
Pro-athletes? Love ‘em, and it ain’t because I’m a sports fan. I’m a hot man fan, plain and simple. Their bodies are incredible. They’re modern-day Adonis’s with heightened abilities and fantastic forms. They give us something to aim for and, moreover, something to admire.
So to kick off my inaugural Frank’n’Beans Friday— a column dedicated to straight-up, gratuitous glorification of the beloved boy body parts— I’m sending out a little salute to the athlete’s bulge.
Whether they’re warming up or sweating it out in the heat of competition, we know what you’re REALLY looking at, bro…
Jaun Martin del Potro, tennis
David Beckham, Soccer
Jason Taylor, football
Fredrik Ljungberg, soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer
James Blake, tennis
Fred Bousquet, swimmer
Michael Phelps, swimmer