Dear Dick: Advice for the exhibitionist

By: Gay.com
4.8.2010

Dear Dick,

I want to post videos of myself on XTube. Do you think anyone would recognize me just from my body parts? I don’t plan on showing my face, but my left butt cheek has a birthmark, and I’m also a strawberry-blond redheaded guy. That narrows down who it could be. And I’m an elementary school teacher. Will this come back to bite me in the ass? (I sort of intended that pun, sorry.)

Marked and on Display


Dear Mark,

It could become an issue. But think about it: None of your students are going to see you there. And if they do, it’s not like they’ll know what your ass looks like anyway. And if it’s an adult who thinks they recognize you, which one of them is going to say, “I’d know that birthmark anywhere!” and pursue it? If your face isn’t visible then that birthmark could be on anyone’s ass. There are just too many people out there on XTube showing off their equipment for anyone to trace that screen-grab back to you. Meanwhile, if you live in Happy, Texas, and you’re the one red-haired male teacher in town and you post “I’m a teacher in Happy, Texas!” on your XTube profile page, then you might have something to worry about. Use your wits when being an exhibitionist.

He may have sexy pecs, but Dear Dick is neither a medical doctor nor a licensed psychiatrist. He is not a counselor, a reverend, or a rabbi. He has not been evaluated by the FDA, the CDC, or the BBC, and his words are not intended to diagnose or treat any condition. He has, however, been around the block more than a few times and is happy to answer your questions. Leave a comment or send him an e-mail.

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Steven_daigle Dear Dick,

I want to post videos of myself on XTube. Do you think anyone would recognize me just from my body parts? I don’t plan on showing my face, but my left butt cheek has a birthmark, and I’m also a strawberry-blond redheaded guy. That narrows down who it could be. And I’m an elementary school teacher. Will this come back to bite me in the ass? (I sort of intended that pun, sorry.)

Marked and on Display


Dear Mark,

It could become an issue. But think about it: None of your students are going to see you there. And if they do, it’s not like they’ll know what your ass looks like anyway. And if it’s an adult who thinks they recognize you, which one of them is going to say, “I’d know that birthmark anywhere!” and pursue it? If your face isn’t visible then that birthmark could be on anyone’s ass. There are just too many people out there on XTube showing off their equipment for anyone to trace that screen-grab back to you. Meanwhile, if you live in Happy, Texas, and you’re the one red-haired male teacher in town and you post “I’m a teacher in Happy, Texas!” on your XTube profile page, then you might have something to worry about. Use your wits when being an exhibitionist.

Dick_ProfilePic He may have sexy pecs, but Dear Dick is neither a medical doctor nor a licensed psychiatrist. He is not a counselor, a reverend, or a rabbi. He has not been evaluated by the FDA, the CDC, or the BBC, and his words are not intended to diagnose or treat any condition. He has, however, been around the block more than a few times and is happy to answer your questions. Leave a comment or send him an e-mail.

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