Let's Get Physical... with Kim Kardashian!

If there’s one thing we can learn from Kim Kardashian, it’s that there’s hope for all of us. If you’re an average-looking person with a big butt, you can slap on a ton of makeup, leak your sex tape to the Internet, and voila! You’ve got a career.

Sort of. The above steps can certainly open the door, but something’s got to keep you in the room. And that, my friends, is where Kim’s talent comes into play.

Kim Kardashian is an expert at being seen. Because she knows that if you show up enough places where there are paparazzi, people will eventually think you’re somebody.

And the hardest part of building a career out of being seen? Looking your best at all times.

Enter Kim’s exercise video.

According to Kim—who acknowledges in the video’s intro that she’s “not a trainer by any stretch”—her three-DVD workout series Fit In Your Jeans By Friday will “not only get you into those jeans you’ve had your eye on,” but will also “get you trimmed and toned just in time for that girls’ night at the club or date night with that special someone.” Because, Kim says, you deserve it, whether you’re “shopping with your girlfriends or finding the perfect outfit for your crush.”

That’s right, folks. Your motivation for getting gymmy with Kimmy is that you want to look your best when you’re out partying, shopping, or hooking up. Which, let’s face it, is waaaaay more important than being healthy. But seriously, that's probably why most of us hit the gym on the regular. Kim’s motivation, on the other hand, seems to be showing off how cute she thinks she is in workout attire. Clad in an odd criss crossy top and pink bra, Kim’s DVD Ultimate Butt Body Sculpt generously shows off her various assets—sometimes to the peril of the exercise itself. The camera spends so much time on Kim’s pretty painted face that it’s easy to lose track of your routine, which consists of two quick-paced workouts that are designed to—you guessed it—shape and sculpt your big stardom-launching butt.

Check it out:

FIYJBF. This video will kick your ass. No matter how big it is.