The smaller, less expensive version of a Fleshlight comes in three ass-tastic flavors: Cherry Pop, Banana Cream and Gape Soda! ($42)
Perfect for narcissists and hobbyists: the gift that keeps on taking. You can even make a soap-dong or cockolate! Some assembly required. ($24)
Four portable cuffs that connect under any mattress for some instant bondage action. ($24)
Perfect advice whether you're a player or a partner: The Joy of Gay Sex ($13), Gay Astrology: The Complete Relationship Guide for Gay Men ($12) and The Ethical Slut ($12). If possible, buy them from your local queer bookstore.
Dildos for anyone looking to bottom for a werewolf, Hippogriff or any other magical creature from Harry Potter. ($42 - $120)
For those looking to tang up their hot dogs and tossed salads. Enjoy the body-lickin' flavors of Chew Chew Cherry, Scrumptious Strawberry, Gooey Blueberry and Awesome Apple — yummy on your bummy! ($10)
Showcasing your junk and your trunk has never felt more metrosexual — kinda like being felt up in an Chelsea locker room. ($22)
A lube that "gets better the longer you use it" and is so good "a guy might actually forget he's using his own hand." Truth or just good ad copy? You decide! ($12)
A helping hand for your fisting sisters. We wonder if the packaging reads "For external use only." ($30)
Wrestle fetishists of all sizes look sexy in these. Plus, add a face mask and you've got an instant superhero costume! ($44)
Keep him working hard 365 days a year. ($12)
A leather harness can run about $70, but an armband still looks tough and can flag a man down at The Eagle with the right colored handkerchief tucked into it. ($20 and up)
Brooklyn retailer CB I Hate Perfumes sells an arousing array of unique scents.
Might we suggest the Greenbriar 1968 which smells like "sawdust, fresh cut hay, worn leather work gloves, pipe tobacco, a healthy amount of dirt and... a faint whiff of cotton overalls covered in axel grease."
Seriously, the guy is an olfactory magician. ($13 and up)