15 Naughty Gifts For Slutty Friends

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We've given you nice holigay gift ideas for stocking stuffers, health nuts, theater queens, geeks and travelers. But now it's time to get naughty with your ho-ho-'hos in our gallery of Santa's sexiest toys — grab Rudolph's harness and get ready... it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Fleshjack's Sex in a Can http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/jackcan.jpg 13545

The smaller, less expensive version of a Fleshlight comes in three ass-tastic flavors: Cherry Pop, Banana Cream and Gape Soda! ($42)

Clone-A-Willy Kit http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/clonewilly.jpg 13544

Perfect for narcissists and hobbyists: the gift that keeps on taking. You can even make a soap-dong or cockolate! Some assembly required. ($24)

Under the Bed Restraint Gear http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/bondage.jpg 13543

Four portable cuffs that connect under any mattress for some instant bondage action. ($24)

3 Great Books For Man-Lovers http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/books.jpg 13542

Perfect advice whether you're a player or a partner: The Joy of Gay Sex ($13), Gay Astrology: The Complete Relationship Guide for Gay Men ($12) and The Ethical Slut ($12). If possible, buy them from your local queer bookstore.

Bad Dragon Dildos http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/dragondildo.jpg 13541

Dildos for anyone looking to bottom for a werewolf, Hippogriff or any other magical creature from Harry Potter. ($42 - $120)

Edible Body Paints http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/bodypaint1.jpg 13540

For those looking to tang up their hot dogs and tossed salads. Enjoy the body-lickin' flavors of Chew Chew Cherry, Scrumptious Strawberry, Gooey Blueberry and Awesome Apple — yummy on your bummy! ($10)

DIY Overnight Kit http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/overnight.jpg 13539

A one night stand to keep on your fella's one nightstand: includes fresh undies, a toothbrush, condoms, lube and $20 for transportation. ($30 or less)

Fashion Jockstraps http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/jpckstrap.jpg 13538

Showcasing your junk and your trunk has never felt more metrosexual — kinda like being felt up in an Chelsea locker room. ($22)

Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/stroke29.jpg 13537

A lube that "gets better the longer you use it" and is so good "a guy might actually forget he's using his own hand." Truth or just good ad copy? You decide! ($12)

A Fist Of Fury http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/fist.jpg 13536

A helping hand for your fisting sisters. We wonder if the packaging reads "For external use only." ($30)

Wrestling SInglet http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/singlets.jpg 13535

Wrestle fetishists of all sizes look sexy in these. Plus, add a face mask and you've got an instant superhero costume! ($44)

A Porn Calendar http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/calendar.jpg 13534

Keep him working hard 365 days a year. ($12)

Bad Influences http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/drugs.jpg 13533

For some chemical romance on the go: a smoking dugout ($12), a flask ($20) and a silver pill case ($15).

A Taste of Leather http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/armband.jpg 13548

A leather harness can run about $70, but an armband still looks tough and can flag a man down at The Eagle with the right colored handkerchief tucked into it. ($20 and up)

Musky Man-Scent http://www.gay.net/sites/gay.net/files/imagecache/slide-image/musk.jpg 13549

Brooklyn retailer CB I Hate Perfumes sells an arousing array of unique scents.

Might we suggest the Greenbriar 1968 which smells like "sawdust, fresh cut hay, worn leather work gloves, pipe tobacco, a healthy amount of dirt and... a faint whiff of cotton overalls covered in axel grease."

Seriously, the guy is an olfactory magician. ($13 and up)