Take The Test: How Feminine Are You?

By: Daniel Villarreal

Remember the 1950's? Of course not, you probably weren't alive yet.

But if you had been alive, you would've known the good ol' days when men were men, women were women and homosexuality was just a frowned upon mental disorder, like kleptomania.

But in the 21st century, masculinity and femininity can seem awful confusing. Does wearing pink make you feminine? Are you masculine if you have a lisp? What if you're attracted to RuPaul when he's a woman but not when she's a man?!!

Well don't worry your pretty little head. This simple six question quiz from the mid-20th century will tell you just how masculine or feminine you really are (Hint: flowers are feminine).

And don't ask us what the hell "puttering" is. Plus, if you ever want to go "crabbing," we know a few doctors who can help you with the after effects.