Jonny McGovern Gets 'Dickmatized'

By: Joe Thompson
12.13.2011

Jonny McGovern is more commonly known by his character name The Gay Pimp. His video for the single "Soccer Practice" was hugely popular—not necessarily because of the song itself but because he knows how to create funny lyrics while packing insanely hot guys into a shoot.

His upcoming CD is called The Gayest Of All Time and one of the singles is the new "Dickmatized." The song was written by Jonny McGovern, produced by Adam Joseph, and the video was directed by Michael Serrato; it also features some recognizable faces like Drew Droege and a host of LA go-go dancers.

It may not win McGovern a Grammy, but it's definitely sexy fun. Check it out.

Comments

Anonymous 1.5.2012 8:26:00 AM

I am horny

roger 12.19.2011 5:13:00 AM

ooooo hot damn i wouldn't put any of them out of my bed and why would i want a curer for diclmatize

Anonymous 12.19.2011 1:08:00 AM

So I guess he's a bottom then...

Anonymous 12.17.2011 6:35:00 PM

gay

Anonymous 12.18.2011 10:03:00 AM

duh.

Michael 12.17.2011 10:54:00 AM

That was sexy, fun and quite amusing, I really like this guy if only for the sexy guys in the video!

C 12.17.2011 9:05:00 AM

No different than anything I've seen on MTV. Quite refreshing and the tune is catchy.

Tubular Bell 12.17.2011 12:47:00 AM

Whoopdie Goddamned Doo.

Another stereotypical faggot being an embarrassment to homosexuality.

Joseph 12.17.2011 1:46:00 AM

And exactly what have YOU done to make homosexuality "proud" of you? That's right--nothing. Except to bitch about something that you obviously don't have the guts to try yourself.

Or, to put it in terms you might understand:

"Whoopdie Goddamned Doo. Tubular Bell: Obviously another stereotypical pissy bitch faggot complaining about someone else having a bit of fun."

Tubular Bell 12.17.2011 3:01:00 AM

Congratulations, Joseph for being another judgmental cocksucking faggot who thinks he knows it all.
You don't have a faggot fucking clue as to who I am...you're just another cocksucker who thinks he does.
You're just another faggot stereotype, and a disgrace to homosexuals.

REALLY??? 12.17.2011 1:01:00 PM

REALLY?!?!
i mean can't we all get along?
we (the gay community) get enough shit from outside of our 'family'. do we really need to BASH eachother? this makes no since. and we wonder why society won't count us as equalls and give us the same rights as straight couples.

REALLY??? 12.17.2011 1:03:00 PM

by the way...i thought the video was very entertaining, well made and the song sounded good too! i liked itas a novelty song but not something i would buy.

WOW 12.21.2011 4:06:00 PM

Are you sure the original poster is even gay? He sounds like a homophobe using all those gay slurs. I agree with the response though, the guy was only speaking in his language. The irony is that judging by the OP's response, he comes off as that old, cranky, stereotypical bitter, tightly wound, self hating gay..and here he is complaining about things being stereotypical. This is a fun video, it doesnt begin or end the definition of what gay is. Get a sense of humor already, there is no need for the venom. The fact that he's leaving nasty comments on what is obviously a fun video just goes to show you he's a miserable cunt the trolls the internet thinking his is the end all be all of opinions. Get over yourself.

Anonymous 1.5.2012 9:02:00 PM

i see enough of str8 videos..and no one says thats a disgrace to str8 people. i think its great to see us stepping out of the shadows and expressing our selves ..we've come a long way.. lets be mentally advanced as well..and let people enjoy themselves for a change...we are only here for a hundred years..lol ..enjoy people..and just keep the negativity to ourselves..people are people Baby!

BossRyan 12.16.2011 9:24:00 PM

anyway to download the song?

Bryan 12.17.2011 7:41:00 AM

Jonny's music and #1 Gay-themed podcast (Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern) are on iTunes-- http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dickmatized-single/id489403111

Cmack888 12.16.2011 6:30:00 PM

Fun, Funny & Hot Men, what could be wrong?

Anonymous 12.16.2011 5:51:00 PM

great! i definitely identify with it!

Jack 12.16.2011 4:08:00 PM

I loved it. The men were so hot. All that wet dreams are made. It was funny, hot, and inventive. You can bet I'm going to listen to more of his music. We need more of gay music like this.

Anonymous 12.16.2011 2:26:00 PM

Sex on legs is all I can say!!!! Penis without a bra is so much fun!!

Anonymous 12.16.2011 12:00:00 PM

very hot video... these boys are hot and would let any one of them sweat all over me....to start!

Oliver I 12.16.2011 11:49:00 AM

Ohh. Hot N Nice video.
Hot Boys/Men !!! Like this Video.
I did not know this singer............ Here in Europe........... Switzerland.
Greetings from Switzerland.
Heisses N nettes Video.
Heisse Boys/Men!!! Mag dieses Video.
Ich kannte Ihn hier in Europa nicht............ in der Schweiz.
VG aus der Schweiz

myke 12.16.2011 10:20:00 AM

LOVE IT! LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!!!

WOW 12.21.2011 4:09:00 PM

Um, you're posting on gay.net..and you watched the video...so, who exactly is the faggot here?

wasptwo 12.16.2011 9:26:00 AM

good video.. like the hot guys

Tweedle 12.16.2011 9:17:00 AM

Oh SNAP! Too funny! Actually like the song. The boys in that video.... oh my!

Anonymous 12.16.2011 7:34:00 AM

Always love Jonny's stuff!

Anonymous 12.14.2011 6:11:00 PM

Completely stupid.

Anonymous 12.16.2011 9:02:00 AM

If it was stuip then why did you watch it?

REALLY??? 12.17.2011 1:05:00 PM

duh, homer...he would not have an opinion if he has not watched it! LOL

Anonymous 12.14.2011 1:02:00 PM

I lol'd. hot guys too.

Phil Brandt 12.14.2011 10:08:00 AM

Terrific song (funny) and fun video

B. 12.13.2011 5:40:00 PM

I love it. He's like 40... Beta work!

Mario 12.13.2011 12:37:00 PM

I like this video. nice model too.

Brandon scott cullen Groenen 12.13.2011 11:24:00 AM

wtf? Lol

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