Jonny McGovern Gets 'Dickmatized'
By: Joe Thompson
12.13.2011
Jonny McGovern is more commonly known by his character name The Gay Pimp. His video for the single "Soccer Practice" was hugely popular—not necessarily because of the song itself but because he knows how to create funny lyrics while packing insanely hot guys into a shoot.
His upcoming CD is called The Gayest Of All Time and one of the singles is the new "Dickmatized." The song was written by Jonny McGovern, produced by Adam Joseph, and the video was directed by Michael Serrato; it also features some recognizable faces like Drew Droege and a host of LA go-go dancers.
It may not win McGovern a Grammy, but it's definitely sexy fun. Check it out.









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I am horny
ooooo hot damn i wouldn't put any of them out of my bed and why would i want a curer for diclmatize
So I guess he's a bottom then...
gay
duh.
That was sexy, fun and quite amusing, I really like this guy if only for the sexy guys in the video!
No different than anything I've seen on MTV. Quite refreshing and the tune is catchy.
Whoopdie Goddamned Doo.
Another stereotypical faggot being an embarrassment to homosexuality.
And exactly what have YOU done to make homosexuality "proud" of you? That's right--nothing. Except to bitch about something that you obviously don't have the guts to try yourself.
Or, to put it in terms you might understand:
"Whoopdie Goddamned Doo. Tubular Bell: Obviously another stereotypical pissy bitch faggot complaining about someone else having a bit of fun."
Congratulations, Joseph for being another judgmental cocksucking faggot who thinks he knows it all.
You don't have a faggot fucking clue as to who I am...you're just another cocksucker who thinks he does.
You're just another faggot stereotype, and a disgrace to homosexuals.
REALLY?!?!
i mean can't we all get along?
we (the gay community) get enough shit from outside of our 'family'. do we really need to BASH eachother? this makes no since. and we wonder why society won't count us as equalls and give us the same rights as straight couples.
by the way...i thought the video was very entertaining, well made and the song sounded good too! i liked itas a novelty song but not something i would buy.
Are you sure the original poster is even gay? He sounds like a homophobe using all those gay slurs. I agree with the response though, the guy was only speaking in his language. The irony is that judging by the OP's response, he comes off as that old, cranky, stereotypical bitter, tightly wound, self hating gay..and here he is complaining about things being stereotypical. This is a fun video, it doesnt begin or end the definition of what gay is. Get a sense of humor already, there is no need for the venom. The fact that he's leaving nasty comments on what is obviously a fun video just goes to show you he's a miserable cunt the trolls the internet thinking his is the end all be all of opinions. Get over yourself.
i see enough of str8 videos..and no one says thats a disgrace to str8 people. i think its great to see us stepping out of the shadows and expressing our selves ..we've come a long way.. lets be mentally advanced as well..and let people enjoy themselves for a change...we are only here for a hundred years..lol ..enjoy people..and just keep the negativity to ourselves..people are people Baby!
anyway to download the song?
Jonny's music and #1 Gay-themed podcast (Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern) are on iTunes-- http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dickmatized-single/id489403111
Fun, Funny & Hot Men, what could be wrong?
great! i definitely identify with it!
I loved it. The men were so hot. All that wet dreams are made. It was funny, hot, and inventive. You can bet I'm going to listen to more of his music. We need more of gay music like this.
Sex on legs is all I can say!!!! Penis without a bra is so much fun!!
very hot video... these boys are hot and would let any one of them sweat all over me....to start!
Ohh. Hot N Nice video.
Hot Boys/Men !!! Like this Video.
I did not know this singer............ Here in Europe........... Switzerland.
Greetings from Switzerland.
Heisses N nettes Video.
Heisse Boys/Men!!! Mag dieses Video.
Ich kannte Ihn hier in Europa nicht............ in der Schweiz.
VG aus der Schweiz
LOVE IT! LOVE IT!! LOVE IT!!!
Um, you're posting on gay.net..and you watched the video...so, who exactly is the faggot here?
good video.. like the hot guys
Oh SNAP! Too funny! Actually like the song. The boys in that video.... oh my!
Always love Jonny's stuff!
Completely stupid.
If it was stuip then why did you watch it?
duh, homer...he would not have an opinion if he has not watched it! LOL
I lol'd. hot guys too.
Terrific song (funny) and fun video
I love it. He's like 40... Beta work!
I like this video. nice model too.
wtf? Lol
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