How To Have A Kiki, The Scissor Sisters Way

By: Daniel Villarreal

In seeming anticipation of their eventual tour, The Scissor Sisters have taught all their fans the lyrics and the dance moves to their delightfully silly single, "Let's Have A Kiki."

Filmed in one take at the Kiki Institute of Mental Instability, their video doesn't teach you how to throw party for calm one's nerves. But it does teach you how to rock a zebra print halter top, a mesh jersey and bikini briefs over your sweatpants—hawt.

And if debonair dance with sauce and sass doesn't brighten your day, then maybe you should try relaxing at the world's largest gay bar (whenever they're done building it).

Britch, prease.