Marina And The Diamonds Showers With Hot Boys in Speedos

"Rule number one is that you gotta have fun," instructs Marina and the Diamonds in her latest single, "How to Be a Heartbreaker," and she happily takes her own sage advice in the song's sexy new video.

Seethe with jealousy as the Welsh singer-singwriter goes on dreamy solo dates with shirtless hunks and frolics in a group shower with a bunch of wet male models playfully shoving each other while wearing only Speedos — and the occasional feather headdress. Has someone been reading your high school dream journal?

Just ignore that bloody severed head on a platter and enjoy the video's gratuitous skin and sexual objectification.